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If your in a punk band and you want to play at a punk show here in Crumm Mountain. Be patient. There are alot of bands that want to play here, and we want to accomodate all of them. There are only so many clubs, and there are only so many weekends.
Clubs to play at
The Peoples Auditorium, at The Crumm Re-Education Camp
Smoke and mirrors
The Black Cafe
The Whorehouse (once in a while)
Beyond The Pale (Closed until Summer)
Now that Napster and Audiogalaxy are inaccessible, here are a few other music filesharing sites.
Bands you may have heard of in Chlymidia Mountain
Alphabetized for your convenience
Advisors, the: local act performed several shows in Fall of 99 and Winter of 00, broke up shortly thereafter
All Hope Is Lost: Dynamic hardcore outfit from Springfield MA, have performed several times in CM over the last three or four years
Appeal To Reason: Formed in late 99, this anarcho-socialist punk group, has recently been signed to Uproar Records, and plans to release a full length album sometime in the near future.
Bad Drivers, the: Pop/punk act formed some time in 1999. Has performed intermittently since then. Has not recorded or released any music as of yet.
Beauty Pageant: Local alternative act formed in 1998, signed to Protected Class Records, has released several singles and three full length albums, currently performing and recording music
Bedside Manure: CM-based country/punk/garage outfit, formed in 1998, broke up in 2000, released several full length albums on Protected Class Records
Bellhops, the: May have formed in late 00. From the Capital Region. Have performed in CM several times
Berkman: Heavily political Anarcho-punk band from Crumm Mountain. The band formed in 1995, released an album, toured nationally, and broke up in 1998. It's members when on to play in bands such as The Trotskyists, For The Fairest, General Strike, and The What Time Is It's. Word on the street has it that a reunion may be in the works.
Big Bad Bertha Hann: Eclectic folk/jazz singer doubles as leftist talk radio host and local troublemaker. Has been performing her irreverent folk songs locally for over 10 years, has released several full length albums on many different local labels, and regularly performs to this day. Her and Sean Bennett put out an album of folk songs in 2000 titled Who Let The Dogs In? That was her most recent release.
Big Fat Smelly Pussy: Binghamton-based punk group, ostensibly fixated with vulgar characterizations of female anatomy. (Whats in a name?) Formed in 1999, performs regularly in CM, and was signed to Kill Your Stereo Records, and have released three singles, appeared on several local comps, and are rumored to be working on a full length album.
Blame Game, the: Local pop/punk act, formed in 2001, performs sporadically, no material yet recorded.
Blah Blah Blah: Local Punk band formed in 2000, signed to On Strike Records after appearing on several local punk comps. Performs regularly and is presently in studio working on material.
Booger Flickers, The: Dynamic punk group with wide influences including pop/punk and hardcore punk, features Sean Bennett of Stunted Growth and Leeches fame. The band formed in 2000, and has so far released one full length album on On Strike Records, the label Bennett founded in 1998
Bundles of Joy, the: Acoustic duo featuring Sean Bennett, and Bobert Robb, although the two released two albums under this name, they no longer use the name, however they still use the songs. Both Sean Bennett and Bobert Robb are presently in The Booger Flickers, a punk group. The two are contemplating reforming an acoustic-only outfit for folk and country songs.
Child Molesters, the: Originally from Middletown, NY, the band came to CM in 1995, and has released several succesful full length albums. They are presently with On Strike Records, and have just released a succesful album, and are touring actively in support of it.
Chosen Ones, the: Formed in CM in 1996, signed to Kill Your Stereo Records in 1998 and still alive and kicking. Gritty street punk, a la NOFX, Screeching Weasel, the Nobody's
Dillonbecker, Jonothan: Truly disturbed country singer, with songs about incest and bestiality, has been performing in CM since 1996, was is I Eat Feces, from 1996-1999. Was on Fresh Bale Records until they went bankrupt in 1999, is now searching for record label.
Do Not Rescuscitate: Local hardcore/punk legends. Formed in 1990, signed to Crash n Bleed Out Records in 1994, broke up in 1998.
Famous Last Words: Very popular punk/hardcore band migrated to CM in 1998, broke up in 2001, regroups for concerts periodically
Hunter-gatherers, the: Local political punk outfit, formed in 1997, performed immensely, appeared on some comps, and then broke up in 2000.
Johnny Walkers, The: The band is a side project featuring Smith Smith of the Nancy Boys, and Avery Pierson of For The Fairest.
Prunes, The: Light-hearted pop/punk band, formed in 1992, in Ithaca, NY, moved to Crumm Mountain in 1997, signed to Protected Class Records in 1998, and to this day, performs regularly in the area. Plans for a regional tour are reportedly underway.
On Strike Records and Press: This company has been around, for quote some time.
The Child Molesters
PO Box 2218
-Touched By An Archbishop
-If This Confession Booths A Rockiní Donít come A Knockiní
-Chicken Soup For the Child Molesters Soul
The Dirty, Cum-Guzzling Gutter Sluts
43 Prospect Ave.
-Fasten Your Chastity Belt
Richmondville, NY 12149
42 McArthur Ave.
Cobleskill, NY 12043
-Thereís No Government Like No Government
-If Women Are From Mars and Men Are From Venus, Iím From Your Anus
-Songs of the locomotive
Hands And Knees
PO Box 4222
-Coming to a religious compound near you
The Menendez Brothers
87309 Deleware Ave.
-Taking a quick break from perfection
-When youíve just mercilessly slaughtered your parents and youíve got nothing else to do
The Navy Blue Cocktail Dresses
PO Box 760
-Itís the stupidity, stupid
-Canít hardly masturbate
New York, NY
-Taking the blackjack to justice
-Itís Giuliani Time
-I wish I was a cop so I could get away with murder too
Pillars Of The Community
375 Chairman Mao Blvd.
Chlymidia Mountain, NY
-Who let the dogs in?
3489 Jefferson St.
-I know who you did last summer
-Better lock me up
The Risk Factors
PO Box 1127
New Haven, CT.
-A spoonful of sugar
-Shut up and take your medication
53 Albany St.
-Futility is resistance
-Balancing the budget on the back of an album (the fiscal album)
-A million flies canít be wrong
-Slime doesnít pay
Slouching Towards Gomorrah
854 Saratoga Ave.
Glens Falls, NY
-Vast right wing embarrassment
-The best little whorehouse in Washington DC
-Your tax dollars at work
-Democracy in the balance
-And loving every minute of it
-Wake me when the revolutions over
-Greetings and salutations from Chlymidia Mountain 4
-Protected Class Records-
PO Box 78
-Looting teaches young people good things
-Adding insult to democracy
47J Zapata Blvd.
Chlymidia Mountain, NY
-A chicken in every pot
-Life in the tower
Bundles Of Joy
31 George Brown Plaza
Amityville Harbor, NY
-Curette lickiní good
-Looked better on paper
The Garbage Trucks
328 E. Park Ave.
Long Beach, NY
-All garbage is relative
PO Box 59309
-Raped by my astral body
-So sue me
PO Box 89221
-An apple a day...
890 Charles Pl.
Spring Valley, NY
-Spontaneous human compassion
PO Box 501
Richfield Springs, NY
-She doesnít mind my disease
937 Alexander Place
Little Falls, NY
-Not that it matters anyway
-An eye for detail
PO Box 23
883 Goldman St.
Chlymidia Mountain, NY
47 Bakunin Ave.
Chlymidia Mountain, NY
-Fast food, slow death
-Every mothers worst nightmare
-Less then meets the eye 1
-Less then meets the eye 2
-Beauty and the beating: a tribute to the gogoís
boring you to death
i was raped by sean bennett
fasten your chastity belt
be true to your school
throw a temper tantrum over you
i didn't want to go to your stupid birthday party anyway
hot for student
she's not having my baby
too bad were related
good enough to eat
your just jealous